Comments on: A Hijacked Miscellany of Links, Sandra Style

By: usman

usman — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 03:56:52 +0000

Sandra,
Dropped over from Tim’s, so I may divulge more secrets that the word by word.
btw, Following American Idol here in Pakistan. See you soon, on th blog not on Idol.

By: Sandra

Sandra — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:05:52 +0000

Ah, come on. What fun is proofreading?

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:58:51 +0000

By Jesus. Punched in the face by Jesus. Good life lesson there: the real secret to getting published is PROOFREADING.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:57:52 +0000

Wow. Reading the product description of that book is like being punched in the face my Jesus. I don’t know why that crazy-lady is shouting at me like that, but I may buy two copies, just to keep my heathen ass from getting tossed into the Lake of Fire.

By: Sandra

Sandra — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:05:45 +0000

Chris, the secret is to channel a book written by the Holy Spirit> - then you too can self publish a book listed at $150.00.

And why is it an old joke about men, hearts and stomachs is now springing to mind, hmm Brian? Just for that, the answer to your e-mail might be no.

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:55:56 +0000

Depending on what kind of cookies they are I may be convinced to root through her files and divulge THE SECRET

Did you see the price of that book!?!?!?

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:47:46 +0000

Wait — the secret to writing the book is writing the book? That can’t be right. WHY WON’T YOU JUST TELL US THE SECRET PASSWORD?

There. Better now. Now that I’ve processed a bit, I realize that you are, of course, right. But I ALSO know the secret to getting a book deal is:
a) be famous, pretty.
b) have eight babies.
c) get busted selling a Senate seat.
d) MAKE SANDRA TELL YOU THE SECRET PASSWORD. (Seriously — I’ll make you cookies. You could just whisper it. No one would ever have to know.)