A Hijacked Miscellany of Links, Sandra Style

Every now and again, there’s a rant to end all rants. For political amusement I might point to Meghan McCain’s blasting of Ann Coulter.

To make matters worse, certain individuals continue to perpetuate negative stereotypes about Republicans. Especially Republican women. Who do I feel is the biggest culprit? Ann Coulter. I straight up don’t understand this woman or her popularity. I find her offensive, radical, insulting, and confusing all at the same time.

Will there be another McCain for President campaign in the future? I think there’s potential there, but stepping away from politics, how about something that, if we’re stretching, we can call writing-related? Patten Oswalt’s post on The Watchmenwhere he tells whining fans of the graphic novel: “Tell you what — before you go and see THE WATCHMEN, plunk down and watch CATWOMAN, GHOST RIDER and DAREDEVIL. And use those seven hours (and don’t pretend like you don’t have seven free hours in your day) to get out all of your disgust and the-world-owes-me-my-daydreams-made-real attitude you strut around with.”

Well. I’ll reserve judgment until I’ve seen the movie.

If you’re looking for something truly writing related, there are options abounding. Charlie Huston vents on process, Jeff Vandermeer dissects action scenes (and the nuttiness of writers) and I have finally decided to share the secret to writing a novel.

And for real-life mysteries, there’s the case of the missing couple, which sounds more like a plot for Matlock than an actual investigation, but it isn’t looking like there’ll be a happy outcome here. Let’s hope I’m wrong.

In case you’re wondering where I’ve been lately, I’ve been here, dealing with the new book much of the time. And in Philly, dealing with another little project. In the dvd programming that is our life late at night, we’re part way through season 2 of The Wire, and curiously addicted to American Idol, although admittedly it won’t be quite as much fun now that ‘Norman’ is gone.

Edited to add: the book every Christian must read. Not sure why the Holy Spirit needs to self publish, but maybe it’s a sign of the times. Certainly one of the best laughs I’ve had in ages.

7 Responses to “A Hijacked Miscellany of Links, Sandra Style”

  1. Chris Says:

    Wait — the secret to writing the book is writing the book? That can’t be right. WHY WON’T YOU JUST TELL US THE SECRET PASSWORD?

    There. Better now. Now that I’ve processed a bit, I realize that you are, of course, right. But I ALSO know the secret to getting a book deal is:
    a) be famous, pretty.
    b) have eight babies.
    c) get busted selling a Senate seat.
    d) MAKE SANDRA TELL YOU THE SECRET PASSWORD. (Seriously — I’ll make you cookies. You could just whisper it. No one would ever have to know.)

  2. Brian Says:

    Depending on what kind of cookies they are I may be convinced to root through her files and divulge THE SECRET

    Did you see the price of that book!?!?!?

  3. Sandra Says:

    Chris, the secret is to channel a book written by the Holy Spirit> - then you too can self publish a book listed at $150.00.

    And why is it an old joke about men, hearts and stomachs is now springing to mind, hmm Brian? Just for that, the answer to your e-mail might be no. ;)

  4. Chris Says:

    Wow. Reading the product description of that book is like being punched in the face my Jesus. I don’t know why that crazy-lady is shouting at me like that, but I may buy two copies, just to keep my heathen ass from getting tossed into the Lake of Fire.

  5. Chris Says:

    By Jesus. Punched in the face by Jesus. Good life lesson there: the real secret to getting published is PROOFREADING.

  6. Sandra Says:

    Ah, come on. What fun is proofreading? ;)

  7. usman Says:

    Sandra,
    Dropped over from Tim’s, so I may divulge more secrets that the word by word.
    btw, Following American Idol here in Pakistan. See you soon, on th blog not on Idol.

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